Matsczon's Comments

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Epic Battle Fantasy 4	Mar. 29, 2013 Rating: 3 You should stop asking us not to comment about the pervert medals. It only doubles the amount of comments.
Epic Battle Fantasy 4	Mar. 28, 2013 Rating: 4 "Listen Anna, we don't bring attention to my breasts ever. It makes the men more retarded than usual, and that's not good. Got it?"
Epic Battle Fantasy 4	Mar. 27, 2013 Rating: 2 I'm ashamed for not having played this yet...
GunBlood	Feb. 23, 2013 Rating: 5 He threw a knife in my face. I shot him in his face. I don't see how I'm the bad guy here.
Goin Up	Feb. 23, 2013 Rating: -9 Dat awkward moment when you smash Optimus Prime into bits and gets launched into a (most likely) retarded bird.
Infectonator 2	Feb. 23, 2013 Rating: 2 Me: "Let's see what Sweden (where I live) is like." Infects Stockholm Almost everyone: "FAP FAP FAP" Me:...
Infectonator 2	Feb. 23, 2013 Rating: 1 Grenade explodes No reaction. A zombie that moves at about half the speed of all the humans appeares for 5 seconds OMFG RUN AROUND RANDOMLY!11!!!!!
Knightmare Tower	Feb. 16, 2013 Rating: 1 That moment when the heart that you're 1 pixel away from drops into the lava and kills you...
Epic Battle Fantasy 3 Walkthrough	Feb. 02, 2013 Rating: 0 @TurkyPie OR you could just use the desert checkpoint instead.
Surgeon Simulator 2013	Feb. 02, 2013 Rating: 0 After 3:30 minutes of surgery I actually manages to place the heart into his chest Hmm... what is it that dosen't work? sticks hand into his chest Surgery succesful Me: Umm... Ok. :D
Surgeon Simulator 2013	Feb. 01, 2013 Rating: 7 After 7 minutes of surgery (throwing away all the tools and try to use a scissor to get the ribs open) I noticed that the replacement heart was gone. Now I'm 100% sure that I found my surgeon diploma in a cereal box.
Epic Battle Fantasy 3	Jan. 31, 2013 Rating: -1 The number 1 thing that would make EBF4 better is if it has saves on cloud.
Bloons TD 5	Jan. 31, 2013 Rating: -1 It's nice to have your save on cloud. Wish more games (looking at you EBF 3) would use it.
The Legend of the Golden Robot	Jan. 12, 2013 Rating: 7 A 1$ coin is worth 10$... makes sense.
Gravitee	Dec. 31, 2012 Rating: 6 I swear that a small planet pulls away my ball from the bigger one every single time.
Bloons TD 5	Dec. 29, 2012 Rating: 2 The sniper's supply drop really needs to be improved. It took me atleast 10 rounds for it to pay off.
Lucky Tower 2	Dec. 28, 2012 Rating: 0 I left on my epic quest dressed in a purple fur and a squid and having a leek as a weapon.
Crystal Saga	Oct. 06, 2012 Rating: 13 Walks 5 feet away for 10 seconds "Me: Despite my best efforts I couldn't find any trace of your sister." "Orison: Actually my sister just returned while you were out." This game's logic -_-
Infectonator 2	Sep. 29, 2012 Rating: 1 I probably spent my first 3-4 minutes after completing the tutorial reading the news messages.
Space is Key	Aug. 17, 2012 Rating: 1 207 deaths on my first try for atleast half a year. O.O