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Sugar, sugar 2

Play Sugar, sugar 2

Jul. 05, 2012

Rating: -5

I like to call this "Cocaine, Cocaine"

The Love Letter

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Mar. 02, 2012

Rating: 36

And that's why I'm not popular.

Rod Hots Hot Rod Racing

Play Rod Hots Hot Rod Racing

Feb. 13, 2012

Rating: 0

Who calls their son Rod?

Handless millionaire

Play Handless millionaire

Feb. 04, 2012

Rating: 3

Yay, I won $100!!! *Waves arm stumps in air*

Bieber Bottle Bash

Play Bieber Bottle Bash

Dec. 29, 2011

Rating: 9

Ha ha, its a tagged as "Educational" XD

Sugar, Sugar, the Christmas special

Play Sugar, Sugar, the Christmas special

Dec. 18, 2011

Rating: 1

Should be called 'Cocaine, Cocaine' in my opinion.

Theme Hotel

Play Theme Hotel

Dec. 07, 2011

Rating: 2

Even though the hotel has multiple cafes, swimming pools, cinemas, discos, arcades, and other ludicrous places to be entertain, I'm giving this hotel three thumbs down because the queues at the five bowling alleys were "disturbing". And there weren't enough elevators, despite the face that half the hotel is made up of elevators. This is outrageous!

Grinning Cobossus

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Oct. 22, 2011

Rating: 4

I didn't know he could rain down cocaine!

Developer response from Gama11

Didn't know either.

Factory Balls 4

Play Factory Balls 4

Oct. 17, 2011

Rating: 2262

I still want to know who the hell is buying these balls.

Effing Machines

Play Effing Machines

Jul. 27, 2011

Rating: 0

If I was the head general, I wouldn't pick some average citizen to "mount the final defense" when I could have someone, I don't know, trained with arming heavy machinery. great game btw

Another Pointless Flash Button Game Derived From Other Pointless Flash Button Games Inspired For No Absolute Reason Featuring a Random Button That Asks You Random Pointless Objects and Challenges You (Yes you.) To Complete This Super Long Game If You Can

Play Another Pointless Flash Button Game Derived From Other Pointless Flash Button Games Inspired For No Absolute Reason Featuring a Random Button That Asks You Random Pointless Objects and Challenges You (Yes you.) To Complete This Super Long Game If You Can

Jul. 06, 2011

Rating: 3

this is one of the better button ones. Made me laugh

Vampire Physics

Play Vampire Physics

Apr. 27, 2011

Rating: 6

I know we shouldn't be eating this garlic here because Vampires might kill us, but god dammit I'M JUST SO HUNGRY.

ClueSweeper

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Apr. 21, 2011

Rating: 2

vote up for hard mode!

ClueSweeper

Play ClueSweeper

Apr. 20, 2011

Rating: 2

I hate it when it says "The murderer is right handed." when all the suspect are right handed. Thank you very much. Love the game though.

I Have 1 Day

Play I Have 1 Day

Apr. 16, 2011

Rating: -5

I did not sh!t my pants while playing this.

Multitask 2

Play Multitask 2

Apr. 05, 2011

Rating: 5

To get the hard badge, you need at least 91.66666666666666666667 for each game. So get going!

Dream World

Play Dream World

Apr. 02, 2011

Rating: 39

Hey, Why can't I smoke my Magic Mushrooms?

Flash Basketball

Play Flash Basketball

Apr. 02, 2011

Rating: 6

that paddle is the worst basket ball player ever!!!

Picma Squared

Play Picma Squared

Apr. 02, 2011

Rating: -2

Pro tip: If you see any 9s, then shade in the 9 and all the ones around it, as this is the only way to complete them. Its a good place to start.

Space is Key

Play Space is Key

Apr. 01, 2011

Rating: 1

I wonder what the box did after beat all the levels...

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