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I'd Like To Be The Captain
Mar. 28, 2013
Rating: -26
This makes me want to puke. Why would you be so terrible as to make a game where PIRATES are the good guys? Ninjas are the good ones here, why would I want to kill them? I stopped after it told me to kill the first ninja in the first level.
You Have To Burn The Rope
Jul. 15, 2012
Rating: 1
Protip: Don't try to kill him with the axes... Come on... Seriously?
You Have To Defecate Upon King Bhumibol
Rating: 5
Protip: The fire is useless.
The Company of Myself
Jul. 13, 2011
Rating: -4
One of the tester's names is 'JustinLovesPenis'. WTF?
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