Left side Ninja: 'Jo Ninja-Bro, I got like a bud guy here, If I don't stop him asap he will probably kill the girl'
Right side Ninja: 'K, so I got a baddie here as well, you should totally walk over here and take this one and I will like take care of the one on your side.'
Left side Ninja: 'OMG TOTALLY! ON MY WAY'