Burrito Bison: "Oh look at that bag of gummy bears" *crinkle* "oh what was that maybe i should get a closer look, AAAAAAHHH" *sucks him in*
Me: "Oh cool gummy bears i want some" *crinkle* " WHAT THE F*** IM GETTING OUT OF HERE, F*** THE MOTHER F***ING GUMMY BEARS AHHHH!!!!"