Level 9: I CAN NEVER GET THAT LAST ONE!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A PERFECT SCORE IF I DON'T HIT IT?!?!?!!??!?! *smashes keyboard* FDHJGFKJHFDSGKJH.... Now, where was I? Oh, right. Great game. I guess I give it a smiley? How do you do that...? (I stopped here because it's already too long...)
Level 1:Beijing:Population:15?! Im pretty sure that that's a capital city.... Next game, make it Level 1:Russia(entire country):Population:-50. Still the best 8bit game EVAR.
I find it funny that you break a cage, that is conveniently made out of wood, that is conveniently in a huge tower with NO stairs whatsoever. To top that off, the knight seems to enjoy watching the princesses fall to their death.
I dont know why this is happening, but whenever I get on, (regardless of what computer, laptop, etc.) it only shows the top third of the screen. The rest is black. This game is awesome. But Someone please tell me how to solve this issue.
Nerdook should've added in one verse something about cooking, slicing, seasoning, and eating the monsters. That would turn the song from gold to platinum. :3
Man1:I bet that I can use a shoopdawoop beam in asteroids and make it with monsters like space invaders.
Guy2: There is NO WAY you can pull that off.
Narrator: Then came Reactance.
Guy1: Best of the entire game, I made YOU the last boss!...in ship form, at least.
After 30 minutes of playing this game, I learned something..... I want to be a giant mutated worm with wings. Plus, I got over 1billion points. Once it starts to rampage, IT CANNOT STOP.