the new guide that is going around I made up, so if you decide to post it, add that I made it, give me some credit, buy i am surprised that so many people are using, I think that it works the best of any guides.
1.buy uzi 2.buy 1 gunmen for every day(do this throughout the game) 3.buy repairman for every 3 gunmen (throughout the game) 4. buy flamer joe(middle spot) 5.buy shotgun(only use this on the machine gunners and trucks, u don’t need to worry about the little guys except the ones on the edges which the flamer joe will not reach) 5. upgrade reload fully and shotgun ammo to 10 6.upgrade wall once. 7. upgrade range on flamer joe to 60
8.upgrade wall 9. fully upgrade shotgun damage 10.fully upgrade range on flamer joe 11.upgrade damage on flamer joe to 0.1(now u don’t need to worry about the gunners, only the trucks, still shoot the gunners on the very edge though.) 12.upgrade shotgun ammo fully. 13.upgrade flamer joe’s rate to 2(you don’t need to attack the gunners at all anymore) 14.buy laser turrent(top spot) 15.fully upgrade laser’s rate(your priority with the shotgun is to take out the suicidal trucks, if you miss, at the break you can heal the fortress) 16.upgrade flamer joe’s rate to 3 17.buy second laser turrent 18.fully upgrade rate on new laser turrent 19.upgrade wall 20.upgrade wall
21.buy space laser(don’t use this until you start seeing tanks, then use only on the tanks) 22.max out space laser ammo 23.upgrade damage max on both laser towers 24.upgrade wall(it should be max now) 25.upgrade satellite laser reload 0.8 26.radius on satellite laser to 40 27.get 25 repairmen 28.get 60 gunmen 29.sell flamer joe 30.buy a laser tower(put in spot of flamer joe) 31.upgrade new laser tower rate max 32.upgrade reload on satellite laser max 33.upgrade damage on new laser tower max 34.upgrade satellite laser radius max 35.buy repairmen up to 35(this should be 10 more repairmen) 36.buy gunners up to 70(this should be 10 more) 37.you should be almost done, congrats!
if u see a kamakaze trucker coming, just pause the game, move the mouse a little bit ahead of the trucker, and then unpause and blow the son of a ***** away.
how to git easy hard badge:1. buy the artillery gun 2. only fire the artillery against the dinos 3. upgrade ship, don't buy anything else but the ship upgrades
Guards name:lar THeives guild: anya, then w8 6 seconds Brute offending women: help woman 1 rune later lvl, call guard gold now, Jynx riddle: crimson brotherhood ,dog: n w s w e e e ,herbs: charge through the rubble then dodge under legs KEEP THESE TIPS ALIVE
Band-Aids are on levels: chapter 1 levels 3,5,7,9,12,14 Chapter 2 levels 3,4,6,9,11,14 Chapter 3 levels 1,2,7,9,12,15 Expert chapter levels 1,4,5,6,7,10 skypup: to git this, ride up until u go past the first gray platform. go right and git the bandaid and then go left as soon as possible. Jump when u git to the wall. PLZ KEEP THIS ALIVE! IT IS AN EXTREME HELP!
u need to keep your web maintained. always build web whenever u can
also, dont make a full web, for it is hard to maintain, it gets broken easily, use like 1/4 or 1/8 of the screen for ure web
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