Metalmaster's Comments

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Impossible Quest	Jun. 23, 2009 Rating: 0 -5 for game ending bugs. -5 more for spending the time to come up with this.
I wish I were the Moon	Jun. 23, 2009 Rating: 0 If I were the moon I'd apparently sink into the ocean with two children on top of me.
The Great Sperm Race	Jun. 23, 2009 Rating: 0 Sperm 1, Egg 0.
me and the key	Jun. 13, 2009 Rating: 0 Not bad. Hand cramp.
Hedgehog Launch	Jun. 12, 2009 Rating: 0 3 days, sweeeeeet...
Learn to Fly	Jun. 01, 2009 Rating: 0 I had much better luck getting the 6k feet on the 50 ft ramp than the 5 ft one as some are suggesting.
Heavy Weapons	May. 27, 2009 Rating: 0 It's alright, but dying after the level is over is really lame.
Spewer	May. 06, 2009 Rating: 0 Neat concept, but the collision detection is poor and there isn't much direction (although I guess much direction isn't needed).
Bang! Heroes	May. 02, 2009 Rating: 0 The control of the character felt VERY 2-D, no sliding, no firing behind you while moving forward, some things you could shoot through, others you couldn't...very slow movement. Graphics were good. Didn't see much in the way of upgrade potential. If you're going to release a game on kong, at least give us MOST of the potential options for it. This game seems neutered. 2.5/5
Reincarnation: Riley's Out Again	Apr. 22, 2009 Rating: 0 Not evil enough, but well executed. Always enjoy adventure games. Good job.
Hedgehog Launch	Apr. 18, 2009 Rating: 0 Decided instead of trying to do the usual under 5 day challenge, to instead go for longest run time and distance travelled. Money Collected $277.25 Highest Elevation 4178ft Run Time 3:45:12 $265910.47 Total 142,997 ft Traveled
Oozing Forever	Apr. 18, 2009 Rating: 0 After I threw up from vertigo in lvl 11 I decided this game might not be worth completing. Mmmm, vomit.
Civiballs	Apr. 18, 2009 Rating: 0 "Momentum Spherical Mayhem Dude! You just completed the Momentum Spherical Mayhem achievement in Civiballs and won the Momentum Spherical Mayhem badge and 15 points!" Game would be sp much easier if the balls weren't so bouncy, thus alleviating pointless reattempts when your strategy and timing are essentially sound but resulting in less than accurate results. Also there's a problem where I click and sometimes the chain cut I try to make doesn't happen. 3/5 for bugs, but I'd consider a 5/5 if those were fixed.
Hero's Arms	Apr. 09, 2009 Rating: 0 This game would be awesome if it were still 1989.
Effing Hail	Apr. 09, 2009 Rating: 0 I agree that a freeplay option and a point total that was visible without me having to submit my score would be nice. If the point total is in millions of dollars worth of damage then please make it more obvious. 3/5 , not a bad start, please iterate.
Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar	Apr. 07, 2009 Rating: 0 More fun than colonoscopy, but only slightly. It's funny until you realize how one-dimensional this is.
Civiballs	Apr. 04, 2009 Rating: -1 I like it. 4/5.
Medical School	Mar. 21, 2009 Rating: 0 Booooooooring.
Don't Shit Your Pants	Mar. 21, 2009 Rating: 0 Decent game. Wish there were more options, but great original concept.
Johnny Rocketfingers	Mar. 21, 2009 Rating: 0 SUCK IT. The days when men were men, and women were happy about it.