DOA joke:
General-Hey (insert player name here)! We got all these dead great dragon remains from trying to find some dragon eggs. Do you want these?
Player name- Oh god no, why would I want dead dragon remains?
-1 year later-
Ok, Keres says we gotta find dead dragon remains?!?!. Go find some at once!
General-We can't find any! we destroyed all of the dead dragon remains because you said they were junk!!!
Player- ...
From GodsEyes on the demo:Quick Guide: 1. Use Falchion (Blades coz they have high combos) 2. Buy crystals from Susan (Witch) over and over til you're satisfied by dragging them into your inventory, closing the shop, and open it again (the crystals will be there again, BUT DONT DOUBLE CLICK THEM TO BUY coz they wont reappear if you close/open the shop again) 3. If you're poor buy some +1 or +2 items from Gran (Blacksmith) or Chung (Merchant) 4. Get enough +HP/SP after each kill so when you do a combo after a kill you can quickly recover your loss HP/SP 5. Farm by killing a bunch of mobs you feel you're comfortable fighting at mass numbers for items to sell 6. Game is rather easy, just isolate your tougher enemies so others can't interfere 7. Learn how to compose your items! 8. Give this a ( + ) to keep it alive!
hmm... I died and my dead body saved an old man... At least I died a honorable death...oh wait, my body is now bouncing on a trampoline for all eternity.
that feeling when you're facing 2 enemies, kill the one in front, his dead body acts as a shield as you run up to the last one and cut his head off with a katana
Just saw a bot do the most hilarious thing: he shot a missile into space slowly arc around into a mega shot, comes around almost hits a unit, then hits himself and kills himself. Don't ask me what it was thinking.