Best commands: f*ck, f*ck you, f*ck me, get a haircut, shave, poop, fart, drink beer, smoke, your mom (don't bother apologizing after this one because "sorry, he doesn't understand 'sorry'), kick computer (x3), punch computer (x3), ninja, die, how to breathe.
I'M SOOO BOOOORRRREEEEEDDDDD