Meanwhile, at the Robotic Police Station. "Jimmy! Jimmy! There's a robotic terrorist blowing up all of the buildings in Robotopia!" "Not much of a threat right now! Someone stole a doughnut at the store!" "SEND IN THE REINFORCEMENTS."
I am... Magnificent Man. And this is my story. I'm the Tragic Hero that everyone's talking about. I've always hated Europe, so.... I've decided my destiny. My destiny is... I must end all Europe.