missaqua88

I’ve been the president of Belgium 12 times.

I enjoy giving to the poor and feeding puppies ice-cream.

I’ve won the lotto 56 times and gave it all away to charity.

My hobbies include: knitting scarfs for kittens, hugging trees, eating pie and saving batman.

I’m a super-hero and have saved batman 109 times.

I once fought a bear with my bare hands.

I can play the viola while making 10 different cakes at once.

I am a member of M.I.B. , F.B.I. and the army.

I helped e.t. phone home.

I have 20 middle names and all of them are “Awesome”

I once met James Bond.

I work for the Queen.

I’ve seen area 51.