Okay, one: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A PLATFORMER! Two: Who cares about combat? IT'S A PLATFORMER! 3: The genre has had it's day because people are too bad at gaming now. Early platformers were actually DIFFICULT. Thus, it is not cheap. The only reason most people hate this game is because they can't cope with difficulty.
runerocker864 Levelbug17 May. 31, 2009
Horrible game. Too much platforming, too many unescapable spike pits, not enough combat, no upgrades, and it punishes you too much for jumping a little early. It's a horrible knockoff of a genre that's had it's day. 1/5
LorrdErnie, you kick the snail shell into the air and then hit it on with your head without it touching the ground. You have to hit it 20 times for the badge.
GameCrazyKid: Levelbug8 May. 31, 2009
I cant even play the game because it wont let me start! and this could give people a seizure for gods sake! If I could give you a negative 1 billion I would.
BulletNick Levelbug25 Apr. 15, 2009
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