Radio: Sir, We are surrounded by zombies. What do we do? General: STAND AND FIGHT ALREADY! Me: May as well hit the zombies, these guys couldn't hit a god dam planet.
Need help in CTF? Use Commando with Ammo Feed and Bouncing Betty and camp a bit, or use tank, with Adrenaline and Ricochet and rush with Ricochet. (NO SHIELDS FOR TANK)
Hacker to Boss: Um... Boss... I can't hack fire, air or ice. They are not computers. Boss: I never knew he had those. He kept placing mines everywhere.