Happytime Cola - Happiness in a can! (Side effects may include projectile vomiting, projectile diarrhea, projectile projectiles, nausea, and an intense urge to play the song "Happy Happy Joy Joy" every waking moment of your life.)
Epic. True Epicness. A llama by itself is epic, but this game takes that epicness to a new level. It is not just epic, it is so epic that an alpaca exploded in a fit of rage, wondering why llamas are so epic that they get a game like this. It is so epic, it makes psycho killers go hug a llama. It makes Napoleon trade his horse for a llama. 5/5, this is epic. :D