Oh god, I just watched someone eat sushi made out of a venus fly trap wrapped in spider webs. That's gross. Not to mention the spider itself. *shudder*
Just saw the guy of my dream, immediately dumped current boyfriend, but then the GAME ENDED before I could snag him. FFFFFFFF Would have had him if it wasn't for the "depressed" phase that comes after each dumping.
Nice concept. There's something about the way the game sort of goes for being a microcosm of real life that's entertaining. Like I managed to find a guy who met all three of the skin/hair/eye traits AND had nothing but positive characteristics, and I decided "yep, that's a keeper." And I held onto him for the whole game, protecting him from those skanks trying to steal him away.
At first I thought this was a fresh new game since it's being featured on the front page, but apparently it's almost 7 months old. So now I'm wondering if the dev is aware of the fact that it's possible to update the game after it's already been published, judging from all the easily fixed flaws that are still in the game after all this time, despite all the complaints I'm reading in the comments.
I only killed three dragons before I killed the final boss. Is this a glitch or did I just miss something? I also just noticed I didn't get rewarded the badge, so I'm wondering if that has anything to do with it.
The one thing I don't like is the time limit, which encourages you to just blaze through the area, dodging between all the zombies and robots, instead of playing more strategically. Of course, the solution to that would be to just not give a **** about your score.
lol at how awkwardly written that news report at the beginning is. "Hi everyone. We've just received the news that Satan is dead. This cataclysmic event has had a major impact everywhere."
This game has some pretty funny stuff happen. I had an enemy die, getting blown near another enemy in the process, who dies from the death-explosion. I also had some guy get blown WAY out away from the system of planets only to get PULLED BACK by gravity somehow and landing in the sun.
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