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Brawlin' Sailor
Sep. 14, 2013
Rating: 0
Why does this game lag on the Kongregate version but not on the original site? :(
Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher
Aug. 24, 2013
Rating: 2
"Might make an interesting game, though" OK, you've won, I'm putting this in my favorites.
Aug. 22, 2013
Deers don't take our jobs. They though take our lives. Close enough.
Falling Elephants
May. 02, 2013
The heck did I jut witness.
Super Duck Punch!
Mar. 23, 2013
Rating: -1
This is weird. I flew into the skies and fell back without being wrapped into coton candy. How could you make such an incoherence?
Snail
Feb. 08, 2013
It took me an eternity to become immortal.
Great Game 1/5
Feb. 05, 2013
Rating: -2
Not a single llama. 1/5
Wake Up the Box 5
Jan. 24, 2013
Rating: 3
Just let that poor box sleep, for God's sake! That's since like five episod that you constatly wake him, no surprising he's asleep.
Doeo
Jan. 19, 2013
Goeod job!
You Have No Legs
Jan. 13, 2013
*falls* "Game saved " *falls* "Game saved " *falls* "Game saved " *falls* "Game saved "... This must be an Aztec temple from the Troll period.
Epic Combo!
Jan. 11, 2013
A x500 combo is pretty cool, but with only one turtle and very few weapons,it's kind boring. (PS: during the time I wrote this entire text, it came up to x1000. I may he discovered perpetual movement. Let's aim for the medium badge, in this case!)
Smiley Showdown 2
Jan. 04, 2013
Rating: 6
Headshots. So many headshots.
Take a Walk
Jan. 02, 2013
For years I dreamed of a game like that.
This Is Why You're Fat: In Sixty Seconds
Dec. 27, 2012
So I suppose you won't take a dessert anymore... May I ...? Thanks.
Wonderputt
Dec. 21, 2012
144733. Aargh!
Infectonator 2
Dec. 19, 2012
Wait, wait, is it really snowing in Somalia today?
Relive Your Life
Dec. 18, 2012
It's kinda ironic that you should press "X" to stay a XY individu.
Dodge
Dec. 17, 2012
This is a "Easy" badge? Seriously?
HOPS
Dec. 14, 2012
Rating: 4
The only thing that game'd need il a "Level select" panel. But it still values a 5/5.
The Birdinator
Rating: 1
Not surprising this bird specie finally came extinct. Bloody hunters.
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