whats really happing in this game is that rabid ducks are trying to take over hevean by stealing the greatest game evar which is located in helen kellers anus so she runs in to multiple walls scream in sign language while a capitpiller stalks her mom then she finds a glowing sword that shoots fire and and gains nothing she just cuts herself now she is bleeding and she wanders in to a pit that turns out to be hell some how convinces satan to help god and they defeat the rabid ducks and helen keller saves the world
that is exactly what happened in this game