No no no! I totally get it now! Every time the game is updated it gets more broken, right? It's a commentary on capitalism in general! They're saying the system is broken, and the more we try to fix it, the less it works! Whew! Solved it.
The English is oftentimes comically bad. You have hundreds of people who speak the language fluently, perhaps you should consider having them fix it for you. The Christmas announcement borders on "All Your Base" levels of hilarity.