Random guy #1:"Sir, are you sure the rocket pants are okay and wont malfunction?"
Juicy Beast:"Why yes, I wonder why you would ask."
Bison(I think that's his name):"I tested it, and it did nothing before."
Random guy #2:"That's true sir."
Gummy walks in the room.
Gummy (Thinking):"I'm going to take that guy's wallet for killing my cousin, cousin #1."
Gummy walks out the room.
Bison leaves Candy World.
Bison:"I would like to purchase these items."
Random Girl who's name is Cashier:"That's two gold coins."
Bison looks for his wallet.
Bison gets pissed.
Pissed Off Bison(That's his new name):"I'm so ******* piss now! What the ****, where are those ******* ******?!"
Pissed Off Bison jumps into bag.
Pissed Off Bison:"Gummies!!! I would like my wallet back please."
Random gummy running with a money bag.
Bison goes back to the ring and the game starts again.
Pissed
The game already gets 5/5. It's game play is amazing, and the fighting is awesome. This game, out of other games I played, including genre, took longer than most of them. That's what I like in a game. Not to mention it's humor. The dye of norris or something like that, hahahahahahahaha. Chuck Norris. Hahahaha. Hehehehe. Anyhow, I like the messed-up twist with your little sister and the Capt. And the bathtub. Ofcourse it's a king size bathtub. Started laughing. Even the first time you see the pirate Capt. The game seems realistic... if the graphic from this game was really. I like the movement of, well, everything. And the music. If I could rate this game any higher, I'll rate it 100000000000/1(x1000)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(+2)(x10)(To the power of 100)!!!!.!
The game is a good game. I think it's more shutting the doors than getting the bloopers home. But still. The game is also to easy, and I beaten it in like five minutes. I think if you do make another one vizql you should make harder levels, and more. The only one I had some difficulty on was the last one, level 25. So the game gets a 4.5/5, which relates to a 5 if you round of to the newest one.
*Walk in a room* "Hey, there's some zombies." Shoot one, one came from the sky. "Holy crap!" Sleeping zombie. *Pow pow pow* Still sleeping. Another zombie looking the other way. "Um, I'm just going to go now."
Alright guys, if you are not at the last level, DO NOT READ! What you do is use the elves. Archers are the best for this level. If possible, get the Ultra unit. You don't use Orcs because they are the best melee guys, and humans are the best mages. I think the boss has magic protection, I forget. But like this to help those in trouble. =Þ
This game is insane awesome, like way awesome, like it goes up to waffles!!! This game is pretty sweet, but needs more monsters, and levels. Like, I like long games. But still, this game exceeds to 101/1!!!
The gameplay is amazing. I like the little statements when you are battling such as " A human took an arrow to the knee." and " A human found his head inside a zombie's mouth." or something like that. But still. I like the arrow one, Skyrim, of course. But yeah, game doesn't get a 5/5 but a 50/1!!!!!.! (That is insanely high, highest I gone. The highest other than this game was 30/5.)
The intro was beautiful and the gameplay is awesome. The one thing that's negative about this game, it's not really all that big either, is the editor mode.For some reason, it messes with the bombs path, wherever you click somewhere the bomb will go in this mode, and the spikes takes a bit to put them all down. I was making a map to where you had to swing, and flip the gravity to continue to go on. But still, awesome song and gameplay. I like the bonus levels. Their cool! I hope for games as awesome as this!!!!!!!! But why the 4.07 rating, I wouldn't give this a 5/5, but a 30/5.
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