Welcome to Bezerk Zand where if your the geek, prepare to be pounded by a sausage into noncolored guy on steroinds with the ability to send you into space and when you hit the ground and find your self goin on fire... its not iover prepare to face the sausage at least 3 to 5 more times with the new POWER SMASH thats right then at the end you get to be hit in the face in an instant.... And the best of all.. YOUR NOT BEING PAID.. but dont worry well give you WOW tips so its all good!!
RIGHT?!?!!?!?!?
I kinda feel bad for the enimies
"Finally, its been so long.. but we made the barrier what are the-"
"sir" "Yea, what is it?"
"They have a Heli-R" "That Thing is so strong they wouldent use it... they'd kill everyone"
" i dont think they care" "Why is that?"
* 3 air strikes on the same place*
"oh...i see"
I would Be so pissed,
"Oh thank god i found you for the 2nd time Jonesy, Got over 20 Cells for all the ships and Got all those door keys and i finaly"
I can has space ship"
"Hey what"
next thing you know your cat has your ship and your stuck on a planet with most likly a broken wepon.... Damn Cat
See children this is why you dont do bad things... you end up Reincarnating into a fish get on the fishing line and shoot up to the moon and get Destroyed by a guy with a fancy suit, a Machine gun, and possibly a red neck hat... just goes to show...
this game makes no sense if you want to chat just dont play the game you chose, theres nothing interactive which makes mad because i thought my computer wasnt loading right
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