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Stunt Crazy

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Jun. 14, 2011

Rating: 4

Wheels falling off are bad enough, but the plants that force you to end your run in monster movies make the monster movies harder than impossible. Can the wheels be made sturdier and the plants that grab you and stop your car made into something that merely slows you down?

Stunt Crazy

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Jun. 13, 2011

Rating: 1

Wow . . . in Majority Report 2 the only way to get the red reels are getting your tires off, but then you cant reach them. Not the only problem I've encountered losing your wheels, but I think cars, especially stunt cars, are more resistant than losing your wheels as soon as you go up a ramp. It adds challenge, so I don't think tire-losing should be removed, just made not something that happens 5 seconds after you start moving.

Burrito Bison

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Jun. 12, 2011

Rating: 3

"Hmm . . . this buffalo guy is breaking our best fighters jaw, destroying people, and has made it out of the arena several times. How should we fix this? . . . I know! As soon as we recapture him, lets put him out in the arena again, the exact same way we always did before! We've chewed some chewing gum, so it'll be okay. Right, umm . . . what was your name again?" "Burrito Bison, the buffalo you were just talking about. Sounds great to me!" :D LOL

Alienocalypse

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Jun. 12, 2011

Rating: 2

:( My game freezes when the first alien hatches. As I am typing this, my game is frozen, with soldiers standing without moving, bullets in midair, fragments of alien egg floating in midair. I can do nothing except press "Abort Mission" button, which doesn't exactly fix the problem.

Jack the Fugitive

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Jun. 11, 2011

Rating: 12

Great game, as far as I got, but then I died w/ no ammo and so I figured I would come back w/ ammo. Hey, maybe put an ability to get bullets without killing people? because, hmm, you need bullets to kill people, you need to kill people for bullets, if you come back from death w/ no bullets (like I did) then your screwed.

Feed the King

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Jun. 10, 2011

Rating: 5

I feel sorry for the chef holding that platter. What is that, 5 tons of cake?

Anti-Idle: The Game

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Jun. 09, 2011

Rating: 4

When the background of the button machine goes read, indicating that the button is about to break, press the repair button (yes, I know it's greyed out) and the red background will go away, allowing you to keep clicking. If you do this fast enough, your hit combo will continue. After doing this myself, my average hit combo leapt from ~500 to about 10,000. + this to keep it alive!

House Idle v.4

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Jun. 09, 2011

Rating: -4

. . . I did what JoeBobNX's comment said and i got everything in under 2 minutes . . . :( . . .

Dreamsong Catcher

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Jun. 09, 2011

Rating: 3

Hmm . . . she is dreaming about an archer that is carving words into a computer with a hat. Now she's dreaming about a naked ox burying an old lady at dawn. Oh, wait, now she's dreaming about a powerful queen kidnapping a city of faceless men on a Sunday. Wow . . . Did nerdook create these, or were they randomly generated? They would seem equally likely if nerdook was insane.

Frontier

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Jun. 07, 2011

Rating: -2

@EVERYONE COMPLAINING ABOUT HEALING: look at DementiaDisdain's post. By the way, dont sell your stick weapons, they can be stolen by thieves when you dont care about them anymore instead of your gold or cargo and they sell for 0g. If your a bucanneer, flee from bucaneers so you dont have to kill your own guild. Alright, theres all the tips i have found already.

Hello Worlds!

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Jun. 06, 2011

Rating: 0

uh . . . fherman, i just did memory map a few seconds ago, the coins are still there.

Farm of Souls

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Jun. 01, 2011

Rating: 9

Wow. Look at my town from right to left . . . Mill. Church. Life tree. Theater. Theater. Theater. Theater. Skyscraper. Skyscraper. Theater. Theater. Skyscraper. Theater. Theater. Theater. Skyscraper. Theater . . . LOL

Farm of Souls

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May. 31, 2011

Rating: 13

So I'm playing What is this Feeling from Wicked in the background, and two of the people are jumping to the tune, and "I will be loathing, loathing you my whole life long" came along and I think, " Which is only a few minutes." LOL

The Adventures of Red

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May. 28, 2011

Rating: -1

@Zarvain the pair changes its never the same one the walkthrough just happened to get that pair you got a different one everybody gets a different one.

Swords and Sandals 1: Gladiator

Play Swords and Sandals 1: Gladiator

May. 27, 2011

Rating: 1

great game, but what's the difference between slashing, hacking, and bashing damage? if they're all the same, then get slashing because it's cheaper. Or just use your fists if you have a lot of strength.

Hands of War 2

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May. 22, 2011

Rating: 1

I get all 3 guys to level 20 on kong before badges get here, play ONCE on Armor Games, where it loads my characters from kong, then I find out there are badges here so I come here to get badges w/ my level 25 characters, and I get to create new ones instead of load my old ones. So Armor Games loads from Kong, but not vice versa. :(

Hands of War

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May. 21, 2011

Rating: 22

You (the warrior): standing in front of a mage "Hi." Him: "Hi." "I'm going to kill you for a rusty sword." "Okay." "Did you hear me?" "Yes." "I killed a bunch of your friends in 2 hits each." "Yep, I saw you. Those were my best friends." "Why aren't you trying to kill me?" "Because I've been programmed not to." LOL

Hands of War 2

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May. 21, 2011

Rating: 0

Hmm . . . I am having the exact same problem as xanatos32. 999 hp, 999 energy, shade of gardius, also w/ 999 hp, game flashing w/ random game squares at a rate of about 50 per second. Something's wrong . . .

Hands of War 2

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May. 19, 2011

Rating: 6

umm . . . i get a guy to lvl 35, save at an innkeeper, log off, get back the next day, and the screen flickers randomly, in the top left corner it says "Player Name" and says I have 999 hp, 999 mana, and 999 exp. in the top right corner it says "Shade of Gardius" 999hp, merchants guild. No skills unlocked (including rune-using and basic attack), no runes unlocked, character screen says "null - level 0 null" and exit game does nothing. WTF IS GOING ON?!?!?!?

Haunt the House

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May. 12, 2011

Rating: -2

TIP: Get them into the living room with the moose and bear and mirror, then make the sofa float until you can take control of the mirror and make lightning flash in it. They cant jump out of windows because its on the first floor, you can do ten flashes in a second, they get scared away within 2 seconds. Not foolproof, as they can jump out of windows while your trying to get them in the living room. But I scared away 28/30 this way. + so people see it.

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