soldier: sir theirs a madman running across the street killing people with a pogo stick what should we due commander: carpet bomb the streets soldier: buts theirs to many civilains sir commander: well BOMB THEM AS WELL
in the world of papa's nobody's a vegetarian nobody at all makes you wonder what will happen in 50 years fat will be the new skinny and skinny will be the new fat
I HAD THIS SOLDER NAMED MATT HE DIED BY BEING LEFT BEHIND NOT A DAY LATER A CHICK NAMED MAT COMES WITH A SHOTGUN BLAZING TURNING ABOUT 5 ZED INTO SWISS CHEESE SHES WELCOME INTO A MY FORT ANYDAY