As a child, he was sold online 6 times.
As a teenager, he was arrested 472 times.
He eventually dropped out of highschool.
Soon after, he became a cashier.
He later married a slug named Bob.
Together, they had way to many many kids.
He died at the age of 1000000.
As a child, he was known for playing the piano.
As a teenager, he was arrested 472 times.
He eventually went to college to study dolphins.
Soon after, he became an Olympic Octopus Trainer.
He later married a slug named Kathleen.
Together, they had 11 kids.
He died at the age of 60.