muce

2012-16 RIP
http://imgur.com/a/2lREE
A chart by DragonDew:
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/kongregate/images/f/f3/Muce.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140218205053

A tale; of Muce and men
Actual alts: Muce1 to Muce6, Akkenmuce, falconmuce, MuceHD, Carpet_Muce, muceye_west and LL_Cool_Jew

ZodiacSlaughter: Muce, you’re so upsetting that now I say “Muce” in real life when someone upsets me.

zztruemonkey: Muce > Me > Everyone else >The gum on the bottom of my shoe >You.

HannanHD: I’m from Ireland. I’ve had sex with plenty of animals.

Vetiver: If you PM me I will send you a link to some of my stuff. Would you prefer gay porn or gay literature?
99Pajamasword99: Both.

DragonDew: It’s ****ing akk’s smile
DragonDew: And I hate it.
Viral_Attraction: ^
BrokeNL: ^
Kaz7: ^
CarbonWolf: ^

ZodiacSlaughter: I like him too.
DragonDew: Friendzoned
DragonDew: :c
ZodiacSlaughter: Fine, I love him.
thepandypandas: xD
DragonDew: oh this is so sudden
ZodiacSlaughter: Now I hate him.
DragonDew: I think we should just be friends

CarbonWolf: Do it
CarbonWolf: See if I care.
Dexon: Edgy, Carbon.
muce: Your lack of care is edgy.
Kaz7: He’s so edgy, I get cut by just looking at his posts.
Dexon: #2cool2care
muce: #edgyside
Kaz7: #edgy4lyfe

muce: I am cotton eye Joe.
DragonDew: dammit muce
BrokeNL: Where did you come from?
BrokeNL: Where did you go?
DragonDew: if it weren’t for you I could have been married a long time ago
DominusMephisto: :(

DragonDew: muce you’re like weeds beautiful
Langue: Weeds?
DragonDew: like it’s a weed, but still kinda nice if you think about it

DragonDew: viral can’t grow facial hair
Langue: More paedo tho.
DragonDew: because it wards off teenage girls
Viral_Attraction: It does?
Viral_Attraction: How do you know that?
DragonDew: i don’t know
DragonDew: i assume because you don’t have it
DragonDew: and i do
DragonDew: and only 50% of the both of us is a pedo

muce: The Jews control kongregate
Langue: ^
Snakeface: ^
DragonDew: ^
muce: And Viral ****s kids
DragonDew: ^
tasos22: O
Snakeface: ^
Langue: ^

Levelised: Show your precious boobs, muce.

Thunderpool: Every time Muce talks, some future KKK members are born.

oqla:Muce’s guide to the uk; shut up ****
oqla:fags*
muce: No, that’s my guide to life
Dexon:^
adubeau:^
oqla:^
Nillow:^
muce:^

Discourse: It’s the 21st century, we’ve long since established that religion is basically just a formalised panic about death

tomeeqe: shut up fags
Afrikaisi: you aren’t muce
Afrikaisi: stop that

99Pajamasword99: Don’t hate on my savage neckbeard, faglord

jwh2: aw muce dae ye like ma wee jock fanny aye? well guess wit, am oan ma period. aye thats right wee man, ive no hit menopause yet, this is for the act of the union ya tory bastard

Foie_Gras: you can’t get addicted to MDMA
Kawaii_Jong_Un: Yes you can just watch me

Wondroid: eat a dick then
muce: pls
BrokeNL: Im full off dick already
BrokeNL: I need something else

WALL OF LAME:
Kaz7: Jeez, muce. Come down, you splastic.

Viral_Attraction: He has such a problem with me because deep down he knows he’s just like me.

xBailey: He’s just an ass.

nope30: Why do you guys tolerate this muce dickhead? He serves no purpose.
nope30: He’s like that queer from kickass but a super pussy too.

Langue: Shut up muce
Langue: You little cornish dweeb

puppy5ar: MUCE IS LACKING IN PERSONALITY AND IS A BIG MEANIE

darky14: I apologize for being a retard

nnuce: this didnt work quite as well as id hoped. if im honest.