WTF? Me: is jesus your child god: depends if you have faith Me: Humans torture jesus God: What if robots torture jesus Me: Do you torture jesus? God: yes i try to torture Jesus as often as possible, do you? -
Weird.. Me: Hey allah. god: You've got my full attention. That is a very original thought.
Me: do you have any children? god: You can download me and create clones for yourself!