4: Ur aim-marker is behind the enemies when u aim at them..WTF
5: the way he shoots backwards, without looking, ever heard about MOVING backwards???.
6: the lvl design was terrible, how many fucking times to we have to see the same tomb and pyramid???
7: This is a very personel note: I´ve ALWAYS hated games where the enemies pop out of thin air, I FREAKING HATE IT. And the fact that u have kill a certain amount to advance is pointless, and utter nonsense....HATE IT.
U can maybe see where i coming to:
I give this piece of crap a 1/5...I thought about not voting at all, but since a 1/5 lowers the overall score of the game, i have to leave it at that.
Worst fucking badge ever, and it only took me 10 min.
1: the controls are akward.
2: the recoil is to strong when u consider the fact that our "hero" is supposed to be some superhuman.
3: its to easy. I completed the first 6 lvl without getting hit once, and i completed them without knowing how to swtich weapons. I died to the boss, but after i found out how to swtich to the shotgun i got him to without getting hit once.
what do i think of the game...hmm..
to quote AVGN: Its a pile of buffalo diarrhea, i would rather eat the rotten asshole of skunk than play it again, and here is why:
got the bagde...Yipee.
Who all of u who is still strugling. complete the first lvl in about 50 sec...if u dont, u need a perfect run in the last part, so just restart
even though the game is cute creative and funny i hate it now...
I completed it, but because i was disconnected from chat i had to do it again. And had to do like 7 times because i forgot little things all the time. and some of the things was things u should be able to correct, but when a bear is beyond a certain point he cant go back...and thats über pointless. But all in all i liked the game, but they should make some changes... U should be able to save in adventure game where u can fail.
GOT THAT DAMN IMPOSSIBLE BAGDE
:-).
When considering how fast the last part is i actually think the part where all six cannos shoot at you r the worst. But then i saw a guide on youtube and then that wasn´t a problem anymore :-). So with all the stages doable, i had 4 tries on the last and bingo impossible bagde. I recommend all that have alot of trouble with this to look at this yourube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_40xJhUPEk
after completing the to first lvls ( up and down twice)...i lost my mega upgraded weapon and then i was just fucked....thought how the hell or u gonna complete 6 lvls (12 up and down), without dying....Man was i glad to see the game end after the 3 lvl. Kongregate should write the definition on a lvl...because i was ready to give up on this game...And it looks like on the worldmap that there r more than 3 lvls.
BWAHAHAHAH...my first impossible bagde....actually double plus uneasy isn´t as hard as i thought. Just take it one lvl at the time, and remember where to put the anomalies...many of the lvls can be completed without u having to hurry.
love these games...allthough i think the music was better in the first.
Played this a million times before i found kongregate and i still dont know where to position that damn lotion in "make him cool" :(...great game 5/5
I dont get it...I thought the thunder times was really hard, so i looked on youtube for hints.
In the video i saw, he completes lvl 3 in 5.13 sec. In the movie he stops on the platforms two times to let stones fall down ( = wasting time). Even if i have no stops (straigth line, 1 bounce) i cant even get to second platform in 5 sec or the finnish line in less than 7.20 sec. Am i missing something, and dont say i lag or something, because i never lag in anything, and my computer is brand new.
to sum up: with a perfect run i cant complete lvl 3 in less than 7.20 sec. but other people can do it in 5.13 sec and thats with errors and mistakes
after completing the game: I must admit that my first thought of the game as being absolutely horrible, is somewhat wrong... The concept is great, but the game is still horrible.
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