n4tth3bug's Comments

I can't go into town until I retrieve my things from my box. But being the brilliant detective that I am, I locked the box and scattered the combination all around the front gate.

An attack by the evil bunny empire?!?! Quickly, someone go forth and fetch the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!!

So this is like some kind of long distance game of telephone? Nice game. Really liked it.

Oh dear, it seems like a zombie apocalypse has destroyed my kingdom! I must build a flying machine as quickly as I can to escape with my life! But along the way I suppose I could build a raft, a bridge, and a spring system to enjoy the pretty scenery.

And they say that the stairs are better exercise!

And at the end the man at the desk doesn't say a word to Rick. Glad Mr. Simple lives up to his name.

Shit. Dusty AND Anna die? Where's Shane when you need a meatshield?!?!?

Nice game. Can't wait for a sequel. How do I know there'll be a sequel? Welllll...there's 629 more missed messages :P

Whenever I play these games my regular, non-fancy pants are put to utter shame. 5/5

I don't know why this is rated so low. The graphics are pretty good for a pixel game, the story draws you in, and its clear that a lot of effort has been put into this. The only real complaint I would probably have is the fact that you have to take the trouble of going to the inventory when all you want to do is check a space for a virgo symbol, but other than that a real solid piece of work. Can't wait for the next one!

They said that being an evil zombie-controlling mastermind would involve tough choices, but I was never prepared to choose between destroying Santa's Workshop or Penguinopolis. WHAT KIND OF MONSTER HAVE I BECOME!??!?!?!

Wow! The villain has the power to heal! And a rainbow! And a CIRCUS!!!! ...Why am I fighting for the good guys again?

"Jonah saw something that made him stop" My first thought after I walked forward and saw a Weeping Angel in front of the gate.

"Hmmm, there's fire coming out at me from an unseen force. I think I'll just go back to drinking my booze and hope it goes away."

PATRICK!!!! <3

Oh bloody hell. I found the hatch. Guess I'm Lost.

It took me the longest time to pass level 1...I still feel guilty :(

I loved the White Fang reference! When I saw Old One Eye I nearly squealed!

Pick a specimen? Hmmm... This one has too many holes in it. This one has too many clothes on it. This one is missing a shoe. BOOBIES! Guess which one I picked.

"I can't take the phone from him while he's sitting right there!" "Yet I can take this empty glass while the reincarny is looking straight at it!"