BRADY: The alternative approach is to first jump into the spikes on the right near the end of the steam, and then you should be able to jump up to the left of the steam.
Much too easy (I left it to die at around 1337, with at least 60 lives) - at least make it get harder or something.. And um.. are you sure you don't mean 'Can you use your left and right HANDS at the same time and effectively?'?