Bloon: we have a problem a monkey has destroyed thousands of moabs! Bloons Leader: WHAT THE F*CK? really? Bloon: yes -_- Bloons Leader: ok lets see how strong that monkey really is? Bloon: what the hell are we gonna do? Bloons Leader: Lets send 100 ZOMGs! Bloons: Ok. 79 years later. Bloon: ok the monkeys dead. Bloons Leader: really??? YES WE DID IT!!!!! LETS PARTY!!!!! Bloon: wait. omg! that son of a b*tch is still alive! Bloons Leader: OH COME ON! Bloons: im afraid the monkey got alive again cause scientists bringed him back alive. Bloons Leader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WE MUST GET THE F*CKING SCIENTISTS INVENTION! Bloon: mmm... we cant! Bloons Leader: Why Not? Bloon: cause the monkey is behind you. Bloons Leader: Wait what? *dying*
'' im so tired watching some stupid oil rigs, solar panels, factories and blacksmiths doing weapons, lets go watch that statue of a woman holding a sword up lol.
ok lets check out my website for a second... mhm... whats that? ''CLICK ME FOR A FUN TIME'' ok ill click it! ten seconds later WHY??????????? I LOST ALL MY MONEY
nuke in your face! a nuclear missile comes and youre only few meters away from the safezone. you will never know how strong a nuke will be
the nuke just explodes and your face explodes too? what the hell? come on why are those nukes so hardcore? they always kill people, they always destroy cities. they destroy almost everything! but not ufos with force fields LOL.
CIRCUS! Here comes a turtle who wants to jump to millions of spikes from 20 feet high! he jumps! and he says: CANNONBALL!
(few seconds later) Oh god! im bleeding everywhere. In case i dont survive this tell my mother i loved her.
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It does! I uploaded a new version with different soundtypes. The old types seemed to have caused troubles.