neonb88

An engineer, physicist, and mathematician each wake up to the smell of smoke (in their respective dwellings).

The engineer wakes up, locates the fire, grabs the extinguisher, and sprays foam all over the kitchen.

The physicist wakes up, locates the fire, scribbles some calculations, and sprays foam precisely at the base of the fire.

The mathematician wakes up, smells smoke, and exclaims “A solution exists!” then goes back to sleep.

neonb88: I don’t play yugioh
neonb88: That would make me an ambisexual jew
vash103: ambigo****yourself and 1v1 me rite nao

Nixill (to Lovely): You don’t approve of pedophilia towards your children? Don’t be a prude
June 9th, 2016

Saruko: Neon is 100% gayer than Jake
June 6th, 2016

WarriorJake: bitches love essays
May 21st, 2016

neonb88: Wait so yuf
neonb88: How did you discover your favorite color
vash103: She looked at her chest
May 21st, 2016

neonb88: Isn’t that incest?
NinjaYuffie: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
NinjaYuffie: It’s ok
MAR 24 (2016) – 10:15PM

Cherreh_Bomb: All we do is spout memes at each other lol

WarriorJake: i stopped quoting people because i was gaining fame through the work of others
WarriorJake: also because it made me a dirty ****ing normie

colinnix: Nothing exciting about whores (MAR 16 – 8:22PM)

Nimbuses: lol wut… you gonna show him your 3 dollars matt?

Nimbuses: im thnking about taking sleeping pills with a shot of vodka ^_
Nimbuses: BEST NAP EVER (MAR 16 – 8:37PM)

Xaoskun (Nim’s hubby): Difference is kongregate is the mud off my boot i made IRL money trolling noobs on actual mmos (MAR 16 – 11:54PM)

Nimbuses: flails wildly at r2

nixill8162: I’m polite you nigggger
FEB 15 – 8:23PM