I finished all 40 levels before the badges came out and yet no reward. Does this mean I have to go through all this insanity again? Talk about painting the town red.
It's nice to see someone take a step back and present an analysis on the things we most likely never think about or simply take for granted. It also goes beyond gaming and enters into the real of problem solving as well. I find it sad that people, who know nothing about gaming, are so quick to trash talk video games. They do not take the time to see that it is in most cases (minus some of those facebook money making games) a simulator for problem solving. Thanks for the games and the explanations you provide through them.
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! And here I am faithfully logging in every day thinking that one of these day, the bug will be fixed. Turns out the whole game will be going out of commission. Thanks for the update 101XP games... definitely winning big points amongst gamers... NOT!
What if the developer died or is suffering from serious health conditions? Someone should check up on him since none of this seems normal. After all, who suddenly abandons developing/debugging this style of game without notifying its gamers?
Whether people like the game or not, it still shows that much effort was put into making it. Having come up with that many witty sentences that rhyme is not easy. I give it 5/5 points for creativity.
Is there a special technique to get to the right-most lane? I tried it probably 20 times by now and I still can't get to it. The motorcycle or police car seem to be too fast to get out of the exit. I had no problems with the other six lanes.
Thank you HotAirRaccoon for coming up with a retarded achievement like "get 16 good birds in what appears to be aerial World War 3" and, once again, thanks Kongregate for choosing to make a badge or bonus out of it.
The only thing more touching than the ending is how HORRIBLY SLOW this game is. The character was so slow that he expired of old age by the time he got that chick her stuff.
To DubiousMerit and Raz00r: An important note to add for the game under the green key is that it is more than just getting the sum or subtraction correctly. Like Sudoku, you must have only one instance of each number from 1-4 in each row and column. Example: even if 3+3 = 6, it still isn't correct because 3 appears twice in the same row or column.
Kongregate should apply some rules where each submitted game passes through some sort of screening test, based on some basic standards, before it is allowed to go public.
Wow! Real fire fighters have it hard. Then again, real fire fighters don't more at the speed of SNAIL! What's with the speed on that thing? No matter how many upgrades, it's still moving slower than a piece of charcoal. One desperately needed fix: make the speed upgrade worth the price.
The questions are okay for a kid's level. Not too difficult for them. But I'm not to sure about the game mechanics since it's not always clear which team is currently playing or how the turns for each team goes.
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