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Arkandian Explorer

Play Arkandian Explorer

Jun. 24, 2013

Rating: 12

Ooh, a legendary chest! Aww, it's a hat. I don't want to give up my ninja mask. *tries it on* *it's a top hat* Like a sir.

colorfill

Play colorfill

Jun. 21, 2013

Rating: -1

So it took me fifty tries and a walkthrough to beat the second bonus level. I look at the one piece of advice on level three that's in the comments, and I beat it on the first try.

Badge Master

Play Badge Master

Jun. 21, 2013

Rating: 15

I've removed Kong's home page from my bookmarks and replaced it with this. Because I always end up here anyway.

Reactance

Play Reactance

Jun. 21, 2013

Rating: 0

I think they should add another Hard or Impossible badge with the sole requirement of not being hit on the last level. I think it'd be possible, with luck and careful planning.

Reactance

Play Reactance

Jun. 21, 2013

Rating: 0

FREAKING MISSILES. LAST BOSS. WHAT ARE U DOING. LAST BOSS. STAHP.

Fairway Solitaire

Play Fairway Solitaire

Jun. 19, 2013

Rating: 2

**** the Jungle Brook.

Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Play Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Jun. 18, 2013

Rating: 5

Kinda hard to beat the Guardian when he can take them from 100% health to dead in one hit.

Lab of the Dead

Play Lab of the Dead

Jun. 06, 2013

Rating: 0

Is it weird that I always chose the scantily-clad female zombies?

Mytheria

Play Mytheria

Jun. 06, 2013

Rating: 5

I see that there's a red deck in the top comments, but here's another deck that swept all 8 challenges on the first try, a 23-card Black deck. 1x Contamination, 2x Memory Serpent, 2x Azure Minion, 2x Blackguard Spider, 3x Disintegrate, 3x Blackguard Thug, 5x Blackguard Leader, 5x Drain Life. For the Challenge against the opponent with 100 Health, try to avoid doing damage until you can play Contaminate, and then finish her off.

Pirates Vs Ninjas

Play Pirates Vs Ninjas

Jun. 03, 2013

Rating: 1

Surely, the comments exaggerated how bad this game is. Surely I can endure it to get the badge. *level 42* Nope. Forget it.

Accelerator

Play Accelerator

Apr. 09, 2013

Rating: 1

700, no problem; 800, no problem; 900, no problem. 1000? Ha. Misnamed badge. I have conclusively proven that you don't need to be going 1000 to die.

Arachnophilia

Play Arachnophilia

Mar. 25, 2013

Rating: 32

Flies: "Huh, interesting." Ladybugs: "Cool, more health and webbing." Bees: "Annoying little buggers, but I can handles them." Stag Beetles: "You are the architect of your own demise! Your gold thread can contain you!" Fireflies: "You know, swarms of moths are kind of annoying... but it's a load of webbing when I eat you, so okay." Butterflies: "How can something that delicate be that strong?" Dragonflies: "My new best friend. Omnomnomzoom." Queen Bees: "GOD**** IT YOU ****ING SON OF A *****!! THREE QUEENS AT ONCE?!?!" Hummingbirds: "Goodbye, little birds! Enjoy the big hole the queen bees made for you!" Bats: "I AM THE SHADOW ON THE MOON AT NIGHT! FILLING YOUR DREAMS TO THE BRIM WITH FRIGHT!"

William and Sly

Play William and Sly

Mar. 25, 2013

Rating: 4

Calling it 'the power of flight' is misleading. It's more like 'the power of half-assed gliding'. Still a good game. 5/5

Pandemic 2

Play Pandemic 2

Mar. 18, 2013

Rating: 4

... No. No, no, no, no. GREENLAND AVOIDED MY DISEASE?? Madagascar got infected THIRD, and GREENLAND survived?? Everyone else died within a hundred days, and Greenland's sitting there, all green and happy, the smug bastard.

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

Play Epic Battle Fantasy 4

Mar. 15, 2013

Rating: 0

... or not. It has the first save I made, with level 8 characters, but not my others, with the level 40 characters. *sigh*

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

Play Epic Battle Fantasy 4

Mar. 15, 2013

Rating: 2

Log in, get 35 points. Re-beat boss, get 30 more points. Awesome.

Obliterate Everything 2

Play Obliterate Everything 2

Mar. 09, 2013

Rating: 1

Super Carrier backed up by Cruisers, Tankships, and Light Carriers. Final boss? What final boss? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of my swarm obliterating everything.

Fear Less!

Play Fear Less!

Mar. 09, 2013

Rating: 3

I run for two minutes before the first foe touches me, and manage to run for over five hundred meters before I am finally struck down. I await the cold embrace of death, only to feel the warmth of sunshine on my back. I look and see that the nightmare is ended. I can sleep. I am at peace. (5/5)

Fear Less!

Play Fear Less!

Mar. 09, 2013

Rating: 419

I run through the dark woods, never able to outpace my nightmare. I begin to notice details, even through my panic, and I wonder: Are those skulls mine, topped with the red ribbons? Are they the forest's taunting way of reminding me of my failures?

Epic Battle Fantasy 4

Play Epic Battle Fantasy 4

Mar. 06, 2013

Rating: 3

Playing these games is never a waste of time. Even if they don't have badges now, they will.

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