*kills swordsman near start of level* *swordsman drops sword* *picks up sword* *kills enemy with it* "hey this sword is awesome! i'm gonna take it with me!" *continues along killing enemies with sword* "this sword is epic! i'm keeping it!" i picked it up when it was knocked out of my hand. i fought all the enemies bravely, with my friend the sword, and i got closer and closer to the end of the level. just then... *enemy knocks sword out of hand* "that axe is closer. i'll take it. it'll do for now." *kills enemy with axe* *axe does even more damage than sword* "hey this axe is awesome! i'm gonna take it with me!"