2 aswome things: 1 I shot a guy with a bazooka into the lift 2 I killed a guy gathered all the exploding barrels (10) and BLEW THE SHIT OUT OF HIM it was JUST like new years eve :D
but sir why make a mechanism wich would certainly grant us deafeat?
BECOUSE IT IS BEAUTIFUL
LATER AFTER THE CASTLE WAS DEASTROIED
but sir why build a bridge with giant bolders over our castle?
BECOUSE IT BEAUTIFUL
LATER AFTER THAT ONE IS GONE TOO
but sir why CAN'T I QUIT?!?!?!?!
BECOUSE IT IS BEAUTIFUL
wa?*realises he is lead by a broken cd*
DAMM THAT CLOCK
CAN'T A NOT-SO-DECENT MAN STEAL THINGS IN QUITE THESE DAYS?! when I was young we left the hose clean so that the theves could find what they wanted to steal
schol 2015 11 oct a kid sneezed. Obama happend to be there with the president of Madagascar even thow it was in China.
President of Madagascar: OMFG DID THAT KID JUST SNEEZE?!?!?!?!?! I KNEW IT THESE WIERD EYED GUYS ARE ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!! KILL THEM ALL SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obama: Nah it's just the flu
2016 ??? ??? everybody is dead exept the prsident of madagascar
BOOYAAH IN YO FACE BITCHES!!!! i was right you where not i'm alive and your dead!! hahahahaha ha ha hacho! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! wait... this is really just the flu pheush
AND HE LIVED HEALTHY EVER AFTER THE END