Date: Jacks birthday. Mom: Okay jack lets go to a dark creepy forest and hit a elephant pinata that holds over 10 tons of candy! Jack: Mom... Your the best! Mom: NOW CHOP OF YOUR HAND AND HIT IT WITH IT!
So... Apearntly there is a zombie car dealer.... who wants 500 for a broke car....25000 for a broke truck.... and 200000 for a broken semi truck.... Well.... have fun in the rich life zombie!! and buy me a sammich!
Whats a idle rpg without pets? How about we add some? Like slime, dog, cat, pet rock, baby ping, bear cub, and for holidays, for Halloween a ghost or zombie pet, and for Xmas a snowman pet! And for Easter a bunny or a Easter egg. And thanks giveings maybe a turkey with a top hat. And if your playing on kongregate maybe a birthday pet, that gives you any of the pets at a lucky rate of any of them. And maybe pets for seasons, like fall, a pet leaf. Or winter, a pet snowball. In the summer, you could have a water bottle. And spring, a sunflower!
(Not in order) Achievements: 1. Click Achievement word at top , in the Achievement tab. 2. Play the Ping Slots until you get 4 Noctopuses. 3. Get to level 50 at skool ( Use an calculator if you need to ). 4. Save $ 2.000.000 in the bank. 5. Cook 2000 burgers. 6. Get to lvl 25. 7. Get to level 50. 8. Get to level 100. 9. Get to level xxx? 10. Use the key from lifting the 1st movie screen and buying the level 25 mouse hat and clicking the mouse penguin with the key. 11. Press left and right alot in the swimming pool tab. 12. Click pingy 500 times. 13. Farm 2000 whales. 14. Sort 2000-2500 fish's? 15. Bash 25 seals in 1 combo. 16. Just keep doing the 30 minute prize time until you get the hat. 17. Complete 80 quests. 18. Sell 8000 burgers.... YUM. 19. Become the coolest! Become VIP. 20.Find the sombrero in the secret cave by eating the ice cream. Super yum (Left of pingy in the credits tab. Eat icecream by rubbing it with your cursor) 21.On certain events buy the kong hat.
Mkay. So, I click my fishing rod and a fish suddenly pops out and jumps into my basket. Now that in real life would make me a super successful man. But I don't think a whale would fit in my stupid tiny basket!!
If I knew I was supposed to by my house stuff, it wad be alot better. Cause I didn't notice that small text at the bottom that says, "Each upgrade here gives you more fast-bar, and adds extra money when leveled up!", Yeah, so, could you add the text either bigger or maybe put it in the tutorial? It would've got me alot of money if I knew it gave that stuff.
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