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Slender - Web Edition

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Jul. 07, 2013

Rating: 0

man if only the game wasnt a white screen, i might actually play it.

Contract Wars

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May. 31, 2013

Rating: 1

You can't play for shit, your view slows down at some points, and then goes to f***ing hyperspeed, preventing any possible playtime. Good graphics, and applaud for actually trying to make a good game. 2/5 It had potential and you killed it.

Bubble Tanks 2

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May. 31, 2013

Rating: -5

Your tank is almost alway useless when it comes to fighting, you ALWAYS get destroyed, you can't win.

Frantic 2

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May. 27, 2013

Rating: -8

Nowhere NEAR as good as the first. You can't even tell what's a bullet and what's not. The "powerups" do next to nothing and aren't noticable. I didn't even play through the first level all the way, i got to the miniboss and quit because it was just so bad.

Bubble Tanks 2

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May. 27, 2013

Rating: -1

I hate the bubblefields where it's just a complete clusterf*ck of small enemies that bring you to half of the meter, when you were just about to upgrade.

Bubble Tanks 3

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May. 27, 2013

Rating: 7

This game keeps making my shockwave crash. Only when i attempt to play this game.

The Game Where You Earn So Many Points in Just 10 Steps!

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May. 26, 2013

Rating: 0

"you have a 50/50 chance of going bankrupt" my ass. more like 1/10 of a chance to get your score multiplied, 9/10 chance to go bankrupt.

Utopian Mining

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May. 26, 2013

Rating: -11

INCREDIBLY tedious and boring, with a depressing soundtrack, i wouldn't recommend.

A Knight's Story 2

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Apr. 12, 2013

Rating: 6

Did you know this comment WON'T make it into the game? I didn't.

Balloon in a Wasteland

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Dec. 28, 2011

Rating: -31

Traps don't seem to place anywhere. AT ALL. And my character can not climb the ladder more than 1nce, so I'm rating this game 3/5

Dungeon Developer

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Dec. 16, 2011

Rating: -21

Absolutely one of the worst games I've ever played. The game just simply does not make sense to me. Okay, three people kill 3 rats. Yay. Game over. Repeat a couple times. Get first badge. Horrible game.

Realm of the Mad God

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Dec. 10, 2011

Rating: -19

Walls arent walls. You just litch into them. 0/5 to me. How is this fun? And paying for ingame items? On a terrible pixel game? The movement is to choppy to be any fun and the music is too repetitive. Bad game imo.

A Knight's Story 2

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Nov. 26, 2011

Rating: 1

Did you know? This game is Chuck Norris Approved.

A Knight's Story 2

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Nov. 26, 2011

Rating: -1

+ If you think this game is an alright production and you want MOAR.

A Knight's Story 2

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Nov. 26, 2011

Rating: -2

Did you know? Fun Fact: The blue slime is the smallest of all slimes.

Minecraft Quiz

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Nov. 24, 2011

Rating: 0

Actually, these answers are wrong, yes glass DOES slow you down when swimming. Fences are stackable. Creepers DONT explode with gunpowder. Learn about minecraft before you make a fail quiz. Also, you can make a house out of bedrock, its called classic beta on 1.9 and 1.8. I know this was made a while before 1.7 and whatnot, but glass slows you down, you can build with bedrock, and creepers dont explode with gunpowder.

You are a... The Sequel

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Nov. 23, 2011

Rating: -1

You are Your sisters man the silent pedo destined to liberate all Russia

Four Second Frenzy

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Nov. 23, 2011

Rating: -13

Worst game I've ever played.

Just Chatting

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Mar. 28, 2011

Rating: 4

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg.The length of a penis is 3x the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. A woman will read this entire post. The man is still looking at his thumb. Re-post if this made you laugh

Just Chatting

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Aug. 18, 2010

Rating: 4

LEVEL 1 IS TOO HARD THAT EPIC FACE IS TOO EPIC FOR ME TO HANDLE!

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