hey, new thingy!!! on the weapon select screen, look near the bottom of the screen, and you'll see his diary, click on it, and you'll see his random thoughts.
i keep getting this glitch where i can move but i cant fire my gun, and then, next level, im stuck in the position where im being eaten by zombies, can any one help?
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