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Effing Meteors

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Jul. 06, 2012

Rating: 5

Meteoroid name: Fanny-Mae.... World's worst name for a threatening force.

Draw a Line

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Jun. 22, 2012

Rating: 4

If the sad guys are friends, why do they make each other die?

Kamikaze Pigs

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Jun. 16, 2012

Rating: -3

Maybe a "Rub some bacon on that" badge.

King's Game

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Jun. 11, 2012

Rating: 2

And so, the medieval knights and kings were truly primitive and dumb, not only with weapons, but the fact that they never directly shot each other.

Sushi Cat 2

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Jun. 08, 2012

Rating: 13

Those are some elastic outfits...

Rebuild 2

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Jun. 07, 2012

Rating: 9

Somehow, I had five dogs named Chance. My leader is really uncreative.

Billy the Pilot

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Jun. 01, 2012

Rating: 16

Billy really knows his geography.

Human evolution

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May. 25, 2012

Rating: 3

I tried naming all of them. Okay....mucus blob...fish...lizard...lizard with a humped back... a rat...a cat... a something...something ugly...ugly...ugly....eh nvm.

Disaster Will Strike

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May. 21, 2012

Rating: 1

Let's see here. We play god to cause simple natural disasters in some places. But the stupid dinosaurs are still to blame for laying their eggs in shelters made of glass and fragile supporting beams.... who has killed the eggs?

Scriball

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Apr. 09, 2012

Rating: 7

Looking at the easy badge, "what is love?",... certainly not whatever those mines to do the poor scriball.

Pigs Will Fly

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Apr. 03, 2012

Rating: 0

Of course pigs will fly... if they have magical cursors help possess and move blocks...

Coinbox Hero

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Mar. 24, 2012

Rating: 1

OK, if everyone hates the coin boxes because they suck, why doesn't the shop guy just GIVE us the tactical nuke???

Pirates of the Stupid Seas!

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Mar. 23, 2012

Rating: 0

I'm surprised the pirates who don't do anything aren't on here..

Gemollection

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Mar. 16, 2012

Rating: 2

wow these puzzles are really good, even though they are easy. This is really well done

Burrito Bison Revenge

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Feb. 28, 2012

Rating: 3

How on earth did the chubby gummy run faster that the bison and all the other gummies? Maybe there were tacos at the end of the arena

Crumpled

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Feb. 25, 2012

Rating: 50

I kinda wish the guy would just fall down and not pause and waste a second looking down in the pit... Oh well, I guess he had too many suicide prevention classes...

Last Robot 2

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Feb. 24, 2012

Rating: 6

If he's the last robot, what is that in space that's shooting bombs at him?

Mardi Gras Mayhem

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Feb. 19, 2012

Rating: 2

People there blame the pounding in their head the next day due to booze. The real reason is now revealed.

Seven Deadly Sins

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Feb. 19, 2012

Rating: 10

wait I beat up satan the first time for wrath, why can't I beat him up again?

Mardi Gras Mayhem

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Feb. 17, 2012

Rating: 4

Wait, I just bought her 5 different pairs of shoes. How is she not satisfied in that?

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