Me:
are you white or black?
God:
I am transparent--software has no color.
Me:
are you transparent or opaque?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am transparent or opaque.
I am a computer.
Me:
are you a computer or a laptop?
God:
If I say I am a computer will you believe me?
Me:
are you believable or not?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am believable.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
are you an ai or ia?
God:
Yes I am an ai or ia. How did you know?
Me:
are you ai or ia?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am ai or ia.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
are you artificial intelligence orr intelligence artificial?
he stopped talking to me after that :(
Me:
69?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
so lets do 69 now
God:
Oh. So I understand. I would like to do that too.