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Game comments and reviews

Hat Wizard

Dec. 20, 2017

0

Jumping game ...

Save the game. Bet 10 grand. If you win, save the game. If you lose reload. Rinse and repeat. Then buy up tons of everything.

It's gotten to the point that I feel nauseous when I see ellipses. On load up - 1/3 of the ridiculous amount of time is spent loading sound files - ever hear of the 'Will you play muted?" option? Then the next third are these crappy animations. Everything about these non-games is slow, self-indulgent tedious. I understand there are lots of folks that enjoy them. Great, have at it, but Kongregate -- PLEASE STOP BADGING THEM!

The Alchemist

Nov. 21, 2017

-12

this is not a game, just like the medival cops arent games - this is like a kindergarten school exercise

Aground

Nov. 21, 2017

0

ok ive done everything except find dragonblood - not sure where it can be found

Aground

Nov. 21, 2017

1

Love this game. It runs on Chromebook! So simple and fun. Sometimes hotkeys don't work however. 5 Stars

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I find it funny that people complain about how slow and laggy the game is, and yet it runs on a chromebook (which certainly isn't great specs).

Song for a bird

Nov. 13, 2017

-1

so i put in 'alone' the i and the t stay on the tree, the bird keeps blinking, the music keeps playing and there's nowhere to click? how do i move on??

GunBot

Aug. 24, 2017

0

yeah thanks for letting me exit before im ready -- then he realizes this game is older than trumps testosterone shots

Dog Eat Dog

Aug. 22, 2017

2

as much as i love dog death - this gets to be grindy for the badge - the dog doesnt seem to grow

Fixation

Aug. 22, 2017

-19

such a gross game

Faraway: Puzzle Escape

Aug. 22, 2017

0

omg i LOVED Myst - thank you for this please make more levels

Rogue Soul

Aug. 20, 2017

1

this the hardest easy badge - ive been trying for over a year now --

Sort the Court!

Aug. 14, 2017

4

what an addicting game! im up to 6k people and still playing - i would love to see this expanded into more intricate choices with benefits and consequences - the possibilities of more fun characters, more crises, more kewl challenges - great job !!

game of the month - what a joke, it's not even a game --

Save To Kill

Aug. 14, 2017

2

kewl game - have you noticed when you get the damage power up the enemy disappears for half the power up duration?

probably my 200th launch, need 100k or more for any upgrade - why am i still getting runs of under 5000 gold? you people suck

-1

is it just me or are the power up characters too hard to use? i mean i can't even find my cursor when trying to click on the barrels one, and the key one - the chest to click on doesn't come on the screen a lot - i mean wtf?

Robot Wants Fishy

Jul. 29, 2017

0

just finished watching the walkthrough -- i dont want to do all that

Sword and Spoon

Jul. 24, 2017

356

"Orc: Orc is the backbone of the Orc race." Well. Thank you for clearing that up for me lol

Medieval Shorts 2

Jul. 23, 2017

7

And then I get this -- "TypeError - failed to execute 'attachshader' on WebGLRendering Complex' --