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Globetrotter XL

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Mar. 10, 2009

Rating: 0

COMPLETE bs that the 75-140pt zone is around 1/4 the map, yet anything over 300 is literally sub-pixel a lot of the time. Oh and next time pick cities people give a f$@k about and put them in the right places? Obscureton, shitville is not something to put in round 2, if ever.

Mud and Blood 2

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Dec. 09, 2008

Rating: -1

Bunkers that cost money but don't appear make Baby Jesus very VERY f***ing angry.

Feudalism II

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Nov. 21, 2008

Rating: 0

You're seriously ok with making us play this shit TWICE just for badges after you updated it? =(

Zilch

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Nov. 17, 2008

Rating: 0

Downgraded to 2 for making me play it again for badges.

Mytheria

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Nov. 17, 2008

Rating: 0

OK system and looks but AI is pathetic and waaaaayyyyy too slow to play.

Bloons Tower Defense 3

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Oct. 24, 2008

Rating: 0

Everyone stuck, start with 1 fully upgraded dart monkey, add another, then sell one and put a cannon near the start. Upgrade then spam tack towers and upgrade them, 2 bomb towers at the start stops lead and a run of tack towers (Beacon if you want) will stop almost any amount of normal balloons, get you well past 50 without any even getting close, on Hard.

Hunted Forever

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Oct. 20, 2008

Rating: 0

Hmmm. 3/5 for effort, obviously the production is quite nice but really, the game itself? Just couldn't get into it, kind of boring and the attempts at Portal/Futurama "humour" were well... shit.

Picross Quest

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Oct. 08, 2008

Rating: 0

0 for concept obviously, direct port of Picross. 3/5 for implementation, looks/moves well enough but "Quest"? You could've built some sort of fun game around it at least. And it has bugs... Puzzle 2 showed "success" and ended when I half finished it?

Whiteboard Tower Defense

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Sep. 20, 2008

Rating: 0

All of you saying it's not a rip-off of DTD, I'm sure most of them are aware it's just a tower defence game? Sure, but... Scribbled/hand-drawn enemies walking on basically exactly the same frame? With high-pitched "cute" sound effects? (Though the ones in this are FAR more annoying than DTD, MASSIVE WTF for sound here, it's terrible!)... It is in fact a pretty blatant rip-off. Only years later, not as well balanced and lacking most of the fun features. 2/5

intrusion

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Sep. 19, 2008

Rating: 0

Why does every Flash game place insist on making the same side-scrolling shooter garbage over and over? We've already seen them 500 times, they weren't very good, this isn't either. 2/5 for effort but still shit. You've obviously got some talent, do something INTERESTING!

Warlords: Heroes

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Sep. 17, 2008

Rating: 0

Achilles and warlords combined! For the worst of both worlds! Ugly, repetitive and mindless, also PLEASE learn the difference between "challenging" and "aggravating". 2/5

Age of War

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Aug. 01, 2008

Rating: 0

Tank, shooter, tank, shooter, tank, shooter, ion ion done. As weak as it was when I first saw it aaaages ago, sad given the potential! Epic boring. 2. =(

Platform Racing 2

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Jul. 12, 2008

Rating: 0

From ugly repetitive and overrated to unable to handle the users and won't even load. Great "sequel"! Awesome series! I so luvs teh platfarm racer. Woot. =(

IndestructoTank! AE

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Jul. 04, 2008

Rating: 0

"One year later... A year of improvments... blah blah blah" Really? A slightly worse version of the same game with "better" ugly graphics and massively worse controls? A full page of settings with NO audio options? MUTEPLS. If this took a year, give up now and go back to flipping burgers. On its own as a first attempt it might've been alright but it isn't, is it? 1/5

Mr. Bounce

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Jun. 07, 2008

Rating: 0

Sure, nice music, but really, no audio controls at ALL?

Dolphin Olympics 2

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Jun. 02, 2008

Rating: 0

2432.7m highest jump and I got the badge, so it's definitely 2000

Nodes

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May. 20, 2008

Rating: 0

Neat idea and reasonably well implemented but way, WAY too easy... 2/5

N3wton

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May. 07, 2008

Rating: 0

Cute idea and great bit of simple fun. 4/5 =)

Ancient Origins{flying fish}

Play Ancient Origins{flying fish}

May. 07, 2008

Rating: 0

Why does this have badges? As much as I try to find something nice about every game I rate, this is hands-down the worst game I've played on Kongregate yet. Complete and utter shit in every way. 1/5 (First time I wished for a 0!)

Thing-Thing 2

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May. 07, 2008

Rating: 0

A real waste, it's a really good engine, handles quite well, has great potential... which it then squanders on this inane crap. 2/5 =(

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