COMPLETE bs that the 75-140pt zone is around 1/4 the map, yet anything over 300 is literally sub-pixel a lot of the time.
Oh and next time pick cities people give a f$@k about and put them in the right places? Obscureton, shitville is not something to put in round 2, if ever.
Everyone stuck, start with 1 fully upgraded dart monkey, add another, then sell one and put a cannon near the start. Upgrade then spam tack towers and upgrade them, 2 bomb towers at the start stops lead and a run of tack towers (Beacon if you want) will stop almost any amount of normal balloons, get you well past 50 without any even getting close, on Hard.
Hmmm. 3/5 for effort, obviously the production is quite nice but really, the game itself? Just couldn't get into it, kind of boring and the attempts at Portal/Futurama "humour" were well... shit.
0 for concept obviously, direct port of Picross. 3/5 for implementation, looks/moves well enough but "Quest"? You could've built some sort of fun game around it at least. And it has bugs... Puzzle 2 showed "success" and ended when I half finished it?
All of you saying it's not a rip-off of DTD, I'm sure most of them are aware it's just a tower defence game? Sure, but... Scribbled/hand-drawn enemies walking on basically exactly the same frame? With high-pitched "cute" sound effects? (Though the ones in this are FAR more annoying than DTD, MASSIVE WTF for sound here, it's terrible!)... It is in fact a pretty blatant rip-off. Only years later, not as well balanced and lacking most of the fun features. 2/5
Why does every Flash game place insist on making the same side-scrolling shooter garbage over and over? We've already seen them 500 times, they weren't very good, this isn't either. 2/5 for effort but still shit. You've obviously got some talent, do something INTERESTING!
Achilles and warlords combined! For the worst of both worlds! Ugly, repetitive and mindless, also PLEASE learn the difference between "challenging" and "aggravating". 2/5
Tank, shooter, tank, shooter, tank, shooter, ion ion done.
As weak as it was when I first saw it aaaages ago, sad given the potential! Epic boring. 2. =(
From ugly repetitive and overrated to unable to handle the users and won't even load. Great "sequel"! Awesome series! I so luvs teh platfarm racer. Woot. =(
"One year later... A year of improvments... blah blah blah"
Really? A slightly worse version of the same game with "better" ugly graphics and massively worse controls?
A full page of settings with NO audio options? MUTEPLS.
If this took a year, give up now and go back to flipping burgers. On its own as a first attempt it might've been alright but it isn't, is it? 1/5
Why does this have badges? As much as I try to find something nice about every game I rate, this is hands-down the worst game I've played on Kongregate yet. Complete and utter shit in every way. 1/5 (First time I wished for a 0!)