number1woofer's Comments

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Kamikaze Pigs	Jun. 22, 2012 Rating: 1 An excellent nihilistic satire on the horrors of the pork industry.
Achievement Unlocked 3	Jun. 10, 2012 Rating: 12 This game appears to be chock full of harmful glitches.
Imperfect Balance 3	Apr. 17, 2012 Rating: 1 is that nic cage
NoNoSparks: Genesis	Apr. 13, 2012 Rating: 3 Is Adam 2.8 a reference to anything? Or just an arbitrary number?
Anscom's Adventures	Apr. 08, 2012 Rating: 3 (continued) 4. The Double Whammy. Anscom will stab a Weegeemage with two swords at once, completely disabling him. Line up both of the edges of your swords with the head and foot of a Weegeemage to execute this deadly finisher. 5. The Blunt Attack. Anscom will bash the head of a Weegeemage with the handle of his muramasa, rendering them unconscious. Sneak up behind an enemy and move backwards to execute this astronomical beat-down. Developer response from number1woofer you can reply to your own comment edit \| delete
Anscom's Adventures	Apr. 08, 2012 Rating: 3 Hello everyone. I have updated the game with some new signature moves. 1. The Slash 'n' Shoot. Anscom will slice a Weegeemage in two, and then shoot another one to death. When there are two Weegeemages in line with each other, slice the first one and then press space to execute this sweet combo. 2. The Deathly Headbutt. Anscom will headbutt an oncoming Weegeemage, knocking him out cold. Hold up and come into contact with a Weegeemage above you to execute this brutal attack. 3. The Decapitation. Anscom will brutally remove the head of a Weegeemage. Line up the tip of your muramasa with the neck of an enemy and move forward to execute this bloody evisceration. Developer response from number1woofer wtf edit \| delete
Tyrant	Feb. 25, 2012 Rating: -1 This game will absolutely not work for me. All I see is the gray background, the game will not even begin to load. Any idea why this is happening?
Abobo's Big Adventure	Feb. 20, 2012 Rating: 9 The final boss got a lot easier after I stopped doing hooks and uppercuts. I never realized the punches stunned him, and I beat him in the first round after realizing this. Developer response from pestoforce listen to your coach's advice between rounds! edit \| delete
Linx: Hard Set	Jan. 25, 2012 Rating: 0 level 4 is so much easier than level 3, haha
Weegee's Uber Adventures Part One	Nov. 14, 2011 Rating: 0 Your code sucks. Flagged.
Weegee's Uber Adventures Part One	Nov. 11, 2011 Rating: 1 worst game ever 1/5 cuz no 0
Anscom's Adventures	Nov. 10, 2011 Rating: 3 Hello, everyone. I have some unfortunate news. I have run into some financial trouble recently and at the rate I am going... I will have to sell my house in order to avoid going bankrupt. I know, it truly is terrible. But more importantly, I won't be able to make games anymore. Anscom's Adventures has only earned $3.03 so far, but if it earns enough I will be able to keep my house. So, as Scrumpulate said, it is time for me to ask for something in return. To support my future game development, of course. Please donate Kreds to my game so that I can eat and have shelter. There is no minimum donation, but 9,001 is a good starting point. Developer response from number1woofer wtf my reply was deleted edit \| delete
Sarah's Run (preview)	Oct. 18, 2011 Rating: 4 If only the button cube on level 10 had curved edges.
Prizma Puzzle Challenges	Oct. 13, 2011 Rating: 7 my favorite zone is the black zone
Save Toshi	Sep. 21, 2011 Rating: -1 If dancing is breathing to her then why does she dance like my grandma on heroin?
Ultimate Assassin 3	Jul. 04, 2011 Rating: 2 They can't make the impossible badge 600 points, because that would make it a huge target for being hacked.
Jacob and the Magic Piano	May. 24, 2011 Rating: 1 You should definitely add a wider range of notes, or give an option to move up an octave.
Dark Cut	May. 20, 2011 Rating: 8 The timing of the axe is too hard.
fluffy adventure in ruins of athens	May. 20, 2011 Rating: 1 Cheetahmen!
Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go Go Go!	May. 19, 2011 Rating: 2 This game is the sequel to Giraffe Attack.