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Little Protectors

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Sep. 03, 2010

Rating: 3

For those who don't read Russian, the Cyrillic comment roughly says "This is shit, like the other games in this series." Real nice there, fella.

Vertical Drop Heroes

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Sep. 01, 2010

Rating: -3

A wee bit processor intensive for what it does, but great fun just the same, if sloooow on an older machine.

Fold

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Aug. 20, 2010

Rating: 3

It should be spelled out in the tutorial that if you glue yourself to a wall with a bubble (up pointing arrow on ceiling, for instance, or right arrow on right wall), you can walk and jump on it like normal gravity. You can't beat "Easy" mode without figuring this out.

The Final Death Wish

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Jun. 03, 2010

Rating: 1

That's a very fine windmill you're growing there, JoshinatorKY.

Async Racing

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May. 21, 2010

Rating: 3

Common complaint, but it deserves airing: Features that require you to go offsite to use them are lame.

mini Tower Defence (mTD)

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Apr. 09, 2010

Rating: 0

Very repetitive, lacking in art, and teeny tiny font. Music isn't terrible, but sound is.

Heroes of Gaia

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Mar. 20, 2010

Rating: 0

The English in this game varies between stilted and incomprehensible. Far too many rough edges. This game is an alpha production at best presently.

This is the Only Level TOO

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Mar. 15, 2010

Rating: 0

Level 29 in FML life mode is perhaps the worst thing since baby smoothies with extra parsley.

Elements

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Feb. 11, 2010

Rating: 0

Tiny ass fonts. "Go play it on our website," I'm sure is the developer's response, given how often they prod you to do just that. How about you make your layout not suck when it's embedded on Kongregate if you're going to use this site to get players? 2/5

Alice is Dead - Ep 1

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Feb. 07, 2010

Rating: 0

Way to spoil the entire end game, chad. Real classy.

Bubble Tanks Tower Defense

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Jan. 06, 2010

Rating: 0

Neat game worthy of five stars, but exclusive off-site content blows. 2 stars.

Level Up!

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Dec. 16, 2009

Rating: 0

*spoilers* There apepars to be a bug. If you click away from the game (causing it to pause) after the computer starts scanning you when you have 100% in all skills, the game freezes up, and has to be restarted.

The Company of Myself

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Dec. 07, 2009

Rating: 0

Story would have been alright if the writing wasn't so repetitive. Game lifted whole cloth from Chronotron. Music gets a little repetitive, but if you turn it down, you miss the few times it changes for effect. A glowing meh. 2 stars.

Trap Master

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Nov. 14, 2009

Rating: 0

Very fun game. Would be 5/5, but has exclusive content off site, so 2/5 instead.

How to Raise a Dragon

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Jul. 30, 2009

Rating: 0

Best game this year which lets you win by befriending a zombie-raising dragon.

William and Sly

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Jul. 29, 2009

Rating: 0

Game is one of mood, a sense of open exploration, and a lack of fear of death. Liked Endless Ocean? You'll like this. Hate Endless Ocean? You'll hate this.

Use Boxmen

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Jun. 21, 2009

Rating: 0

Nice design and animation. However, the split-second timing means that even when you have the right solution, it sometimes doesn't work. Unnecessarily frustrating.

Spewer

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May. 08, 2009

Rating: 0

Controls are mushy -- you have to let yourself bounce once before you can jump again. Author needs to learn something about adaptive differential time simulations. There is no reason to be so CPU during quiescient periods. Makes the game unnecessarily unresponsive.

Streamline

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May. 04, 2009

Rating: 0

Volume is way too high and not adjustable. Clicking insta-kills you. Song quality is poor. No fun and my ears hurt.

Reincarnation: Riley's Out Again

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Apr. 22, 2009

Rating: -1

The animation and the the voice show a concern for quality, but the hunt-the-pixel randomness of solving the puzzles is irritating, with a lack of clues, and almost never a rewarding feeling when a solution is finally found. 2/5

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