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Sep. 24, 2011
its not super smash bros melee songs you noob. its all the nintendo songs...
God: How much are you willing to pay for it? Me: i am willing to pay my soul God: Why are you willing to pay your soul. Me: because it is a lot of money God: That makes sense to me. willing to pay your soul is a lot of money. I suppose that makes sense.
Me: i like ponies God: A lot of people like that. I don't know if I like it. I like Mel Gibson.
Me: I do God: Do I? Me: no God: That's right.
me: god, are you retarded? god: I am a Christian
Sep. 10, 2011
holy s**t i just found out something VERY cool! take the 0 weapon.while holding shift ,press 0 again... see what happens
Sep. 06, 2011
you are boss joe the chosen MEME destined to eat all children
Aug. 28, 2011
the towns priest raped me yesterday God: I hear you. Me: could you send him to hell? God: Try asking me more politely. Me: could you PLEASE send him to hell? God: Thank you for your request. Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .
Me:so... homossexualism... God: uh. what are you wearing?
Aug. 25, 2011
God: what is the subject? Me: bitches God: when is bitches not the subject?
me: where did you go to school as a kid God: I think it was in San Francisco...
Jul. 29, 2011
its fun to name your disease "Penial Infection" the whole game gets funny
Jun. 25, 2011
dos anybody know what happens when you head to north w/out stopping? im doing it rght now wth man of war but nothing found yet
Jun. 24, 2011
@ipch yes. man of war, in domenica. he's stronger(20) and has 6 cannons, but has less capacity and armor. it also has 8 knots as speed
@phiirob at least try playing it for longer than 30 seconds before adding any comment. i hope you didnt stop playing the game because of this...
Jun. 17, 2011
@AnnoyingSniper hey this happens to me too. you have to start turning again if it doesnt work. like stop holding the butting and pressing it again
Jun. 12, 2011
allright you could also make it possible to change the controls since my tab doesnt work and some people have different keypads
Jun. 04, 2011
PERFECT GAME! but I rated it 1/5 since i dont like waiting. this is such an ironic game... you frequently get insulted about your outrageous prices and then they want you to pay for it...
Mar. 21, 2011
could anyone explain me how to use the touch tool( i mean where is it? sorry im stupid and have no clue)
Jan. 31, 2011
hey kongregate team! this game has over 1 million gameplays and its rating is above 4.10. WHERE ARE THE BADGES?
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