I'm with MCHamster on this. The game lives up to it's name. "Ultimate Shit". Your better off eating 6 bran muffins and swilling 3 pints of coffee for the Ultimate Shit.
So I spent an hour playing this excellent flash game, chasing chickens, groping goats and boxing up bears only to find there's NO save ans game doesn't auto save your progress. The game is too long not to have this feature. Please add a save so I (and others it seems) would rate your game higher as it deserves.
"Gawwwd Dammitt ! No wownda we went an got this ol Harvester on the cheap, dam thing only turns right!" A good game mechanic, fun little game and oddly therapeutic, I found my self wishing I had some straw to chew on and that my chair vibrated for the full harvester experience. 3*
An 'adventure' game that forgets the foreplay and goes straight for the money shot leaving me a lot like my ex girlfriend... frustrated and unsatisfied! :-)
"look how pretty she is when she falls down" I like the song and it made me chuckle given the premise of the 'game'... such as it is. Perhaps a sequel with Van Halen 'Jump'???
Very basic and not very well implemented Jigsaw game. Shadow effect on text is awful and the pictures are too low rez, and it's the picture that's at the heart of a Jigsaw game. Would love to see a polished version of this. 1*
1st (maybe...who cares). Very basic top down button mash with some ok visuals, crap sound. A block mechanism would have added a decent dimension to it. 1*
Has a nice weighty feel to it all and though it could do with more features, what is there is pretty slick. 3/5 PS Music sounds a BIT like Days of Thunder...
Equipment drops ended up giving me a large amount of health and not a lot of detection... Imagine the Stay-Puffed Marshmellow Man bouncing off the walls and over the traps and you get the idea. Still got to the end mind :-) 3* fun game.