I actually found this game mildly amusing...you even had me chuckle at one point. I would have been more than happy to play a longer version of this. 4/5.
Let me adress this badge issue since noone else has. This game needs to have a rating of 4 1/2 stars before the creator can apply for badges. However, I am just a little bit angry that the Majesty of Colors gets badges, but this doesn't. C'mon Kongregate!!!
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