I am not able to purchase things (gold, silver, or items), or even purchase Kongregate credits from said screens. Please contact me after fixing.
If you don't want my money, that's fine, but... It's money. :P
O.o simply fantastic... a better ending would have been to find out he is a vampurist, someone who thinks he is a vampire, who had been getting plastic surgery to look like he was staying younger...
news: 20 countries today were completely annihilated by the PENIS-virus, and they now remain devoid of any life. in other news, it is partially cloudy in madagascar.
madagascar: HOLY SHIT, SOMEBODY SNEEZED IN NORTH AMERICA!!! RUN! RUN! GATHER UP ANYBODY WHO SNEEZES, COUGHS, OR WHOSE SHIT IS ABOVE 50% LIQUID, AND BURN THEM ALL ALIVE! NUKE ANY SEA-VESSEL THAT COMES WITHIN 30 MILES OF OUR COUNTRY! WE WILL PREVAIL!!!!