All else aside, the day I go fishing with a rod and reel and catch A SHRIMP (which frankly looked more like a crawdad to me) I'm packing up and heading to the house for good.
The thing with ordering the drinks all at once isn't a bug. It's a failure in reasoning on the part of anyone who didn't order them all from the start. After all, you're on vacation and suddenly no wife--what else to do but hit the bar and get loaded??