"hey thanks for coming, i think i have a bug infestati- wait...are those grenades?...and a shotgun..and a minigun...what in god's name are you doing?...are you Zeus?"
"just doin my job ma'am"
also, did anyone else feel itchy while playing this?
that woman is not worth dating.
if i ever dated a woman so high on her horse, i'd smack her and tell her to make me a sammich while i find my shotgun to kill everyone in my giant apartment.
really? my comment got voted down because i said the game wouldn't load? (which it still won't by the way)
i'm not saying it's the devs fault, but it sure isn't my fault since every other game on this site works...
it's not bad. my suggestions would be to maybe add a medic unit or spell to heal my guys, and definitely add health bars to units on the field, even if it just pops up when you click on them that'd be nice.
upgrades would also work well, like more damage or more mana from fountains, though i wouldn't say they're needed, but they'd be nice.
where my money goes isn't ever going to influence where i travel. if i wanna go to China, i'll go to China. if i wanna go to France, i'll go to France. etc etc.
interesting game with a nice message though.
the boundary line needs to be more obvious in some levels, like the first one. otherwise you're running away from a horde of zombies and then ZOMG INVISIBLE WALL.
also, please make the bomb a different key. since, the way i play, i have to stop moving in order to place a bomb.
interesting game though, to say the least
everyone's whining over nothing.
i had no trouble finishing this game. hell once you get the first laser gun, it's game over for the aliens.
and spam R with any gun, while holding the fire button to achieve continuous fire.
at the very beginning, at the first hole, my llama decides not to jump if i hit the button to late. and there's no ice there, it's just stupid. i know it's not my comp since this has happened 4 times in a row, and i've gotten much closer to other holes, and jumped succesfully.
my comp isn't by any means 'bad' i mean, i just got off WoW, but this game lags my shit up. especially with the big lazor. if it wasn't for all the crappy lag i would have beat this stupid game by now.
why are all the comments that criticize this game being downvoted? i mean the game isn't good or funny. if it wasn't described as a game making fun of jrpg's it might be funny, but since it is, that isn't cool.
this is the second game in the top weekly section that this user has stolen.
and both of the games they decided to steal are like 2 months old....like really, at least put some effort into robbing...